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Bath mat with a retro-style image of a woman with dark styled hair, red lipstick, and a bright smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a green tiled wall with floating bubbles and black text reading “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom, bold text on a seafoam strip reads “I Need A Man For My Tub.”
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of slippers for size context.
Bath mat with a retro-style image of a woman with dark styled hair, red lipstick, and a bright smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a green tiled wall with floating bubbles and black text reading “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom, bold text on a seafoam strip reads “I Need A Man For My Tub.”
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges. .
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed
Close-up of the “Book Boyfriend Wanted” bath mat highlighting the soft plush microfiber surface for additional reference as to quality and finish.
Bath mat with a retro-style image of a woman with dark styled hair, red lipstick, and a bright smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a green tiled wall with floating bubbles and black text reading “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom, bold text on a seafoam strip reads “I Need A Man For My Tub.”
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of slippers for size context.
Bath mat with a retro-style image of a woman with dark styled hair, red lipstick, and a bright smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a green tiled wall with floating bubbles and black text reading “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom, bold text on a seafoam strip reads “I Need A Man For My Tub.”
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges. .
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed
Close-up of the “Book Boyfriend Wanted” bath mat highlighting the soft plush microfiber surface for additional reference as to quality and finish.

Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" Funny Bath Mat for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shippi

We designed this bath mat for the romance reader who believes her tub deserves more than just warm water and bath bombs.

Which, in our minds, means a man worthy of the tub and your personal romance novel fantasy.

So, whether your man is real or 100% fictional, this mat sends a message loud and clear: Bring on the heat.

Bonus points if he brings wine and knows how to draw a good bubble bath.

Please note that the last image is a close-up photo of an actual bath mat using this design. It provides a better assessment of the quality of the print and the plush microfiber material.

Features Galore!

Here’s What Makes Them Worthy of Your Floor:

  • Memory Foam Microfiber: Plush enough to make your feet feel like they’ve been swept off them.
  • Anti-Slip Backing: Holds steady, even when you're reeling from a jaw-dropping plot twist.
  • Supportive & Comfy: Like a fictional man with emotional depth and abs.
  • Durable & Dramatic: Reinforced binding and bold designs that can survive soap, steam, and meltdowns over surprise epilogues.
  • Bookish Bathroom Glow-Up: Because even your bathroom deserves a little literary thirst trap.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash gentle
  • Line dry
  • Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$29.99
$29.99
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Size: 24" × 17"

Sku: 19471805636717439716
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